700 Bikers On A Glacier? What’s The Worst That Could Happen?

A giant human pileup took place at a race called the “Mountain of Hell?” Cue all of the original, witty one-liners.

We first caught this clip on Instagram and didn’t know what to make of it. Are they skiers? Snowboarders? Nope. What you’re watching is 700 mountain bikers racing down a glacier at Les Deux Alpes ski resort in France. What could possibly go wrong?

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During this race, riders are expected to trek across a 15-mile course of snow, ice, rocks, single tracks and sharp curves descending a total of 8,530 feet. And the first one was clearly a doozy, to put it lightly.

Everything was easy breezy until THIS guy came along, all wobbly and unsure, taking out the rest of his counterparts like a kamikaze domino. Thanks, bud.

The Mountain of Hell winner was Kilian Bron of France, who managed to avoid at least two crashes during his 32-minute ride.

Believe it or not (and thankfully), no injuries were reported according Daily Mail.

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